let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My vagina just clenched in fear
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
