I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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