That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Randomize