Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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