if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
