I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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