Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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