sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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