you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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