She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
