How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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