Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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