wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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