and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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