I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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