party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It's rum buckets o'clock
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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