I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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