Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Randomize
