found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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