its not stalking. its research.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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