Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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