I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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