lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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