My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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