Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
