Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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