No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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