so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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