I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
