The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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