So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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