There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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