it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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