trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish i was in the wii world.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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