He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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