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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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