I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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