Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
sex in a hospital.. check
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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