Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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