We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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