Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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