Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
we're making bets on your personal life
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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