I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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