I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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