she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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