trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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