Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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