I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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