This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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