are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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