so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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