butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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