OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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