I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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