she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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