What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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