i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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